National Excuse

Malaysia Boleh ......



NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.


NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying
condoms. So they
rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest
pack,any pack, pay and leave
before the cashier can even blink an eye.


NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple


NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they
start swearing at
everything...


NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.


NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain


NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
mother-in-law around, early
appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold
enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take
the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up,
haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no
mood, etc...


NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.


NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have
another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.


NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.


NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.


NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.


NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.


NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On
second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like
Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,whe! n
the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee
Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed
saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".

 

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