Miss World Final Questions

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Miss World Final Questions

This is what called creative thinking.
Same question, different answers.
Looking at things from another perspective.

Question : Ms America, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in
America are like gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees
a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Spain, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Spain : Male organs in our country are
like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Spain : Because it charges every time it
sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Philippines, how do you
describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in
our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to
mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
Applause!)
Question : Ms Iran, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Iran : Well, I can say that male organs
in Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Iran : Because they like to enter
through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)
Question : Ms India, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms India : Well, I can say the male organs
in India are like labourers.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms India : Because it works day and
night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
Question : Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia : Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)
Question : Ms Singapore,how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in
Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and
leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)

 

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