Wish

A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary
in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table and said,

"For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for all this time,

I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband"
said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick
and ~ abracadabra! ~
two tickets for the new QueenMary2 luxury liner
appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said:
"Well this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime,
so, I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have
a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick
abracadabra!
the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story...
Men might be ungrateful idiots...
But fairies are....female!

 

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Important knowledge

This is such important knowledge that I have to share it with you!
Hey, it's good for a laugh....


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed ?)





The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")




There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

And deflower young virgins, who pay Them for the privilege of having sex For the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there

Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)




In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.



(Ah! Justice!)




Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England ?

but only in tropical fish stores.



(But of course!)




In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.



(Makes one shudder at the thought.)




In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex

with a woman and her daughter at the same time.



(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)




In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."



(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



(Who volunteers for this stuff?)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.



(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)




The ant can lift 50 times its own weight,

can pull 30 times its own weight and

Always falls over on its right side

When intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)



(Did the government pay For this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Ah, geez.)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)




Starfish don't have brains.



(I know some people like that, too.)




And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

 

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Magic Trick- Sawing a woman in half




We all have seen the famous magic trick where the magician uses a saw to cut his lady assistant who is lying in the box, in half. How did he do it? Here's the secret to sawing a woman in half. All you need is some wooden boxes, a lady or two and a saw. Now, go impress your friends.

 

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Computer Tips

To make folder invisible

No need to Download any softwere
No need to hide hidden folders, Just try this, and make invisible folder anywher on ur computer.......


first create a new folder somewhere on your hard drive
when you name it hold down "Alt" and press "0160" this will create an invisible space so it will apper as if it has no name.Then right click and select "Properties". Select the tab "coustimize" and select "change icon". Scroll along and you should see a few blank spaces. Click on any one and click ok.

works only with numpad keys.so wont work on laptops.

cheers !


Use your notepad as a diary

1. Open a blank Notepad file

2. Write .LOG as the first line of the file, followed by a enter. Save
the file and close it.

3. Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the

current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on
the line after.

4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.

5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process, appending
the time and date to the end of the file and placing the cursor below it



Enjoy!

 

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Flowchart

HAPPINESS LEVEL

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PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWCHART

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Geography of Woman

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild .

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

 

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