Jokes on women

Sunday





Q.How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
A.When she looks down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her
knees.




Q.Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A.When they come they are wet and wild,but when they go they take your
house and car with them.




Q.Why can't you trust a woman?
A.How can you trust someone that bleeds for five days and still
doesn't die.



Q.What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A.You can unscrew a light bulb.




Q.Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A.They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.



Q.How to make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
A.Wipe your d**k on the curtains




Q.Why do men die before their wives?
A.They want to.




Q.What are the small bumps around a woman's ******s for?
A.Its a Braille for "s@ck here".




Q.why did God give men *****es?
A.So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up

 

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