The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get
in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,
you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get
ready for High School.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm!