Medical Certificate of the future

Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your organization,
is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work
more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this
timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical
reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as
"Come over weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..", "Leave cannot be granted.." etc.
which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in
accordance with the convenience of my patient.


Dr. Impatient


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