Interview For Secretary Position
A boss has to interview four girls for secretary position.
He thought of a question and asked each one of them: ''A woman normally has
two mouths. What's the difference between the two?
The first one answered: One can talk but the other can't.
Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
Third answered: one is hairy, the other isn't.
The last one answered: one is for my use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: You're hired!