New Year Wishes Around The World

Say 'Happy New Year' in foreign languages:

Afgani - Saale Nao Mubbarak

Afrikaans - Gelukkige nuwe jaar

Albania - Gezuar Vitin e Ri

Armenian - Snorhavor Nor Tari

Arabic - Antum salimoun

Assyrian - Sheta Brikhta

Azeri - Yeni Iliniz Mubarek

Bengali - Shuvo Nabo Barsho

Bulgarian - Chestita Nova Godina

Cambodian - Soursdey Chhnam Tmei


Chinese - Xin Nian Kuai Le

Corsican Language - Pace e Salute

Croatian - Sretna Nova godina!

Cymraeg (Welsh) - Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

Denish - Godt Nytår

Dhivehi - Ufaaveri Aa Aharakah Edhen


Eskimo - Kiortame pivdluaritlo

Esperanto - Felican Novan Jaron

Estonians - Head uut aastat!


Finnish - Onnellista Uutta Vuotta

French - Bonne Annee

Gaelic - Bliadhna mhath ur

Galician [NorthWestern Spain] - Bo Nadal e Feliz Aninovo

German - Prosit Neujahr

Greek - Kenourios Chronos

Gujarati - Nutan Varshbhinandan

Hawaiian - Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Hebrew - L'Shannah Tovah

Hindi - Naye Varsha Ki Shubhkamanyen

Hong kong(Cantonese) - Sun Leen Fai Lok

Hungarian - Boldog Ooy Ayvet

Indonesian - Selamat Tahun Baru

Iranian - Saleh now mobarak

Iraqi - Sanah Jadidah

Irish - Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit

Italian - Felice anno nuovo

Japan - Akimashite Omedetto Gozaimasu

Kabyle - Asegwas Amegaz

Kannada - Hosa Varushadha Shubhashayagalu


Khmer - Sua Sdei tfnam tmei

Korea - Saehae Bock Mani ba deu sei yo!


Latvian - Laimigo Jauno Gadu!

Lithuanian - Laimingu Naujuju Metu

Laotian - Sabai dee pee mai

Macedonian - Srekjna Nova Godina

Madagascar - Tratry ny taona

Malaysia - Selamat Tahun Baru

Marathi - Nveen Varshachy Shubhechcha

Malayalam - Puthuvatsara Aashamsakal

Maltese - Is-Sena t- Tajba

Nepal - Nawa Barsha ko Shuvakamana

Norwegian - Godt Nyttår

Papua New Guinea - Nupela yia i go long yu

Pampango (Philippines) - Masaganang Bayung Banua

Pashto - Nawai Kall Mo Mubarak Shah

Persian - Saleh now ra tabrik migouyam

Philippines - Manigong Bagong Taon

Polish - Szczesliwego Nowego Roku

Portuguese - Feliz Ano Novo

Punjabi - Nave sal di mubarak


Russian - S Novim Godom

Samoa - Manuia le Tausaga Fou

Serbo - Croatian Sretna nova godina

Sindhi - Nayou Saal Mubbarak Hoje

Singhalese - Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa

Siraiki - Nawan Saal Shala Mubarak Theevay

Slovak - Stastny Novy rok

slovenian - sreèno novo leto

Somali - Iyo Sanad Cusub Oo Fiican!

Spanish - Feliz Ano ~Nuevo

Swahili - Heri Za Mwaka Mpyaº

Swedish - GOTT NYTT ÅR! /Gott nytt år!

Sudanese - Warsa Enggal

Tamil - Eniya Puthandu Nalvazhthukkal

Taiwan- Koay Sin Nee

Telegu - Noothana samvatsara shubhakankshalu

Thai - Sawadee Pee Mai

Turkish - Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun

Ukrainian - Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku

Urdu - Naya Saal Mubbarak Ho

Uzbek - Yangi Yil Bilan

Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Tan Nien

Welsh - Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!



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Fruitcake Recipe:

Make your own fruitcake this festive seasons

Fruitcake Recipe:

l cup water
l cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice, nuts
1 gallon whiskey....

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink...repeat
Turn on electric mixer, beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still o.k......cry another tup...Turn off mixer
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit...Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one tablespoon of whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees..
Don-t forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?



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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish
and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies,
(thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive this, you
know you're intelligent.



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Win 2 Tickets to 2008 Olympic Games


To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo below, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to....
International Olympic Committee, Private Bag No 0808, Beijing, China.
Closing Date: 07/07/2008.
Winners will be notified by Post.

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!



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Laugh out Loud

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous
job?" Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me


Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all our five kids with him." Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of
them is yours."


Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the
past tense of BIRDS FLY?

You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very
loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were
going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you
suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing,
it's all crumpled!!"

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad say we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!



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Follow The Law

Many states have weird sex laws describing in ridiculous detail what their citizens and animals can or can't do while lovemaking. Most of them are still practiced and followed with submission as the lawmakers have shied away from removing them, fearing conservative attacks. So, folks, make sure you follow these laws if you are in any of these states listed below, if not you may find yourself behind the bars or burning in the hell forever.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals. However the animal should and must be a female. Sex with male animals is regarded as a capital offense and the offender is imposed with a death penalty.

Under Guam law it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Therefore there are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

In many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Iin Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

In Arizona keeping more than two dildos (adult toys) at home is prohibited.

In Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top", during lovemaking.

In U.S having sex with a corpse is forbidden

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but by using only her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.



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