Infatuation vs. Love



Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.

Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you - to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are away. Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head that you keep replaying. But near or far, you know they are yours, and you can wait.

Infatuation says, "We must get married right away. I can't risk losing them."

Love says, "Be patient. Don't panic. Plan your future with confidence."

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. Whenever you are together, you hope it will end in intimacy.

Love is not based on sex. It is the maturation of friendship, which makes sex so much sweeter. You must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When they're away, you wonder if they're cheating. Sometimes, you check.

Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. They feel your trust, and it makes them even more trustworthy.

Infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love never steers you in the wrong direction.

Love is an upper. It makes you feel whole. It completes the circle. It fills the empty space in your heart. Love is elevating. It lifts you up. It makes you look up. It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you don't have. If there is no love in your life, whatever else there is has a lot less meaning.

The secret of our being is not only to live but to have something to live for.

 

10 Comments:

Post a Comment

Beautiful Life Is Safe Sex

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


B.L.I.S.S. which stands for Beautiful Life Is Safe Sex.
Condoms are popular wedding gifts for guests for modern people.
Are the younger generation really so open-minded to do such things and is it appropriate to give condoms as wedding gifts?
In Modern Singapore the answer is YES.
STOMP reported. In Malaysia We give Spray Condom in Can.
More advance.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

All wedding's guest are given a BLISS gift box of 2 condoms. How nice??

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

 

6 Comments:

Post a Comment

Having a bad day?

When you're having a bad day, it seems as if one unlucky break piles up on top of another.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Friend will screw your back.

If you're having a bad day and want to stop it, then quit overreacting to every potentially stressful event. By complaining that you're so stressed out, you set yourself up for a self-fulfilling prophecy.


Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Friend will not let you fall.


You only have bad days if you think you're having one! Stay positive.

When you put down your foot and decide to stop having a bad day, you'll find, to your surprise, that it actually works! Most of the things we let ourselves get upset over seem unimportant a week later, and a couple months later, we can't even remember them.


Be Happy Even On A Bad Day.
You only have bad days if you think you're having one! Stay positive

 

4 Comments:

Post a Comment

The king of Logistics.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

WINNER OF 2006 KING OF LOGISTIC


SCROLL THIS PRESENTATION TO SEE THE WINNER FOR 2007.
HOPE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

 

2 Comments:

Post a Comment

Women are not Stupid!




Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at
night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed
his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front".

 

1 Comments:

Post a Comment

World Toilets



Welcome to The Toilets of The World.


 

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Marry a rich Guy.

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy.
Fantastic reply from a financial person


Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in America who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden
(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the
names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve
met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but
they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty



Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m
not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,
what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,
there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not
be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from
year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried
10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be
sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do
contact me
signed,
J.P. Morgan

 

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Yawning is Good

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

A guard of honour member of the Wanita UMNO party yawns as she awaits the arrival of Malaysian Prime Minister for the UMNO General Assembly in Kuala Lumpur, on Wednesday, November 7 2007.


It can catch you embarrassingly unawares - as Wanita Umno Members has discovered.
But rather than being a precursor to sleep, scientists say the yawn is actually designed to keep you awake.
A study has found that when you yawn, the inhaled air reduces the temperature of vessels in the nasal cavity, allowing cooled blood to be sent to the brain.
This chills the brain, making it more alert and able to perform better.


Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


Yawning is the way we COUNTER sleep. A yawn defends against sleep. It accompanies a release of unconsciousness, a lessening of the dark energy threatening to overwhelm you, a draining of the engulfing.

 

3 Comments:

Post a Comment

Weekend Jokes




What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why are men and parking spaces alike?
Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.

What have men and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over
them for life.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice Dick."

How do you know when you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A Bingo Machine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

What three two-letter words mean small?
"Is It In?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in,
what do you have?
Divorce proceedings most likely.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half mast?
They're hiring.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the
cage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say Fuck?
Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "Bingo".

What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Row row row your boat.

What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

 

5 Comments:

Post a Comment