Getting Married? Think Again!

Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted.

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One of the safest ways to assure a happy marriage is to be sure that the wife is a treasure and the husband a treasury.

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Single people die earlier. Marriage is healthier. If you're looking for a long life and a slow death, get married.

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Some women marry men thinking they'd be real comforters, only to discover they were merely wet blankets.

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The average person's life consists of 20 years of their mother asking them where they're going, 40 years of having their spouse ask the same question, and in the end, all the mourners wonder, too.

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."



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