More Jokes

Modern Method to advertise yourself:
This is my number, please take one

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother .
"Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints.

 

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