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Modern Method to advertise yourself:
This is my number, please take one


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother .
"Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend also my son, that's confidential!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints.


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