Jokes of the day


Economic Teacher ask
"Give an example of complete business failure due to carelessness "
Student replies
"A pregnant prostitute"

Wife "Doctor after your treatment, my husband lost interest in me. Did you gave
some wrong medicines ?"
Dr "Madam I just corrected his eye sight."

Maharishi Vatsyayan say in his magnum opus "Kamsutra" that S.E.X is -
"Duty" if done with your wife
"Art" if done with your lover
"Education" if done with a virgin
"Tution" if done with your teacher
"Job" if done with your secretary
"Science" if done with a fertile lady
"Business Transaction" if done with a prostitute
"Social Work" if done with your neighbour
"Charity" if done with a widow
"Sacrifice" if done with your own hand

 

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