Best Job In The World

Paid to do it but fails to make friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts





In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,
Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

 

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Only In Malaysia

Scene you can only find in Malaysia
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Only In Vietnam

Only in Vietnam
PIC: Transportation in Vietnam




















 

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COW, NEGRO, DOG, ALL DIE

Train Hits Cow, which Knocks Over Negro, Who Falls on a Dog. (Article from 1910 nytimes.com)

 

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Teen's acne spells out "ARSE"


Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.
But things took a turn for the worse when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.
He said: "I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.
He added: "The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it.
"The keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor.
"The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the shitter because they said that’s where an arse belongs.
"It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal."

 

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Important to Know Your Customers

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I
would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I
had a problem I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the
message through three posters....





First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and
fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs
read from right to left"

Important to Know Your Customers

 

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World's best-dressed man 2009

Prince Charles has beaten off competition from US President Barack Obama to be named the world's best dressed man by Esquire magazine.

"He is perfectly turned out in a double-breasted suit. Admirably, the prince keeps his wardrobe in appropriate style: we're told he has a room laid out like a tailor's shop," the men's magazine said.

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Prince Charles, 60, keeps it simple and has worn suits by Saville Row tailors Gieves and Hawkes, complete with pocket handkerchief and silk tie, for years. Esquire said he was "always incredibly well dressed".

The prince, who is heir to the British throne, beat off competition from Obama -- who came fourth in the top ten -- artist David Hockney (seventh), tennis player Roger Federer (eighth) and US rapper Andre 3000 (tenth).

Prime Minister Gordon Brown, however, was named one of the worst dressed, with the magazine noting he had once "turned up in the Iraqi desert wearing black lace-ups".

London Mayor Boris Johnson -- renowned for his slightly chaotic appearance -- was also criticised for having "jacket pockets like second-hand bookshops, and hair the result of an encounter with a ghost in a wind tunnel".

 

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4 Yrs Old Girl Can Sing "We Will Rock You"

She really can sing Queen's song!!!
Future singer in the making !!

 

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Man becomes father at aged 75


A London pensioner has become one of the world's oldest fathers - at the grand old age of 75.
Paul-Louis Mariasusay was delighted that his new bride has presented him with a baby son, just months after they married.

The veteran dad already has two daughters, one of whom is older than his new 38-year-old wife Gena, and five grandchildren.
But the retired BT engineer was still thrilled at the new arrival - a bouncing baby boy called Xavier who weighed in at a healthy 7lbs 11ozs.

He said: "I may be a pensioner, and it is almost 40 years since I looked after a baby, but I haven't forgotten how to change a nappy and it is just marvellous to be a father again.

"The baby came as a complete surprise. I had no idea that I could still become a father at my age but Xavier is a lovely gift."

 

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Working Late

In these cost cutting days Leave office early

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The Pen1s Tree

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Male Fashion 2009

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The Musical Toilet (World Best Toilet)

 

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