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Telling your wife she's not pretty may soon be an offence in Malaysia


A husband telling his wife that she is no longer pretty in an attempt to humiliate her can be classified as an emotional violence offence if amendments are made to the Domestic Violence Act (DVA)1994.
The plan is to amend the DVA for the inclusion of a clause on emotional violence against women.
Currently, they are only protected only against physical abuse, Women's Development Department director-general Datuk Dr Noorul Ainur Mohd Nur said.

She said on Wednesday that the aim for proposing the amendment was to safeguard women both physically and emotionally.
Dr Noorul said emotional violence was a form of abuse that would deeply scar a woman and lower their self-esteem, dignity and self-confidence.

“It could be a case where her husband tells his wife she is ugly or humiliates her until she feels emotionally pressured,” she told reporters at the end of a seminar on how to curb violence against women at Wisma Wanita here.

She added they were in the process of bringing the proposed amendments to Parliament.
State Community development and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Azizah Mohd Dun closed the seminar organised by Sabah Women’s Affairs Department.
Azizah, in her speech, said that there was a need for the law to protect emotional violence against women.
Azizah said there were a total of 99 cases of violence against women in Sabah in the first quarter of 2009 compared to 220 cases during the same period last year which was reported to the police.


 

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Young lovers plan to change sex and marry


A pair of young lovers in Yichang, Hubei province, plan to get several operations to change their gender and then marry each other.

The woman wants to become a man while the man wants to become a woman. The two, both 23, fell in love a year ago.

The woman said she looked like a boy when she was a kid while the man said his character is calm like a woman.

The hospital said surgeries for the pair to change genders would be completed in two years.

 

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Final Examination




Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”

 

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Air New Zealand staff have nothing to hide


The cheeky promotion has become a web hit with more than 550,000 people viewing it on video-sharing website YouTube.


Baggage handlers, stewardesses and pilots are all involved in the advert which is designed to show the airline has "nothing to hide" unlike low-cost airlines.
Air New Zealand includes charges for beverages, baggage allowances and other services in the price of its fares.
The saucy advert – which runs to the soundtrack of “Under My Skin” by New Zealand songstress, Gin Wigmore.






Body painted Air New Zealand staff support new commercial.


BEHIND THE SCENES

 

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BIG IS Beautiful

Big is beautiful

 

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CV Blunders


According to the survey, 94 per cent of job hunters risked missing out on vacancies through poor spelling, grammar or presentation on their CVs.
What's hilarious is that in some cases, applicants' attempts to impress potential employers failed through the odd missed word, with phrases such as: "I was responsible for dissatisfied customers."

For others, the omission of a single letter consigned their CV to the dustbin: "I am a pubic relations officer." And sparing use of comma led to seemingly embarrassing disclosures of equal note: "My interests include cooking dogs."

Examples of CV blunders:

– My interests include cooking dogs and interesting people.

– As security guard my job is to pervert unauthorised people from coming onto the site

– I am a pubic relations officer

– I was responsible for dissatisfied customers

– My role involved coaching and mentioning

– I have excellent editing and poof-reading skills

– I relieved the conference manager

– I am a prooficient typist

– Socially I like to dine out with different backgrounds

– I get well with all types of people

– I was responsible for fraudulent claims

– While working in this role, I had intercourse with a variety of people

– Experienced sheet mental worker

– Highly adept at multi-tasting

– Left last four jobs only because the managers were completely unreasonable

 

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Letter of offer


To,
Juliet

Sub: Offer of love!
Ref: Meeting in coffee shop

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 1st of May (Friday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 3rd of May. at 1500 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 3 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Yesboleh



SHE REPLY

Dear Yesboleh:
Please refer to your letter dated today.

I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.

However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part,then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition,housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a OPEL Astra is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship,please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
Juliet

 

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Home-made massage chair

Lin Shuseng, 78, a retired mechanic testing out his massage chair.

A pensioner in China has made a massage chair purely out of scrap.
Lin Shuseng, 78, a retired mechanic from a car repair shop in Beijing, has
been making the chair for 8 years.
Lin came up with the idea to try and ease his wife's stiff limbs.
"I go mountain walking every day, while my wife cannot do it because of
her painful joints," said Lin.

Lin's massage chair has developed from the initial idea of a neck massage
to a full body massage.
Recently he added a new function to the chair by installing an electric pot
under the chair which warms the seat.
Lin said his massage chair is still not the final version, since he may add
other functions to it.

 

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