Stand to save money on Airline


A private airline in China is submitting plans for journeys where passengers can opt to stand to save money.
Spring Airlines first initiated the standing ticket idea earlier this year.

It is now considering officially submitting it to the aviation regulator before the year is out.

The airline has been trying to cope with surging passenger numbers and new flight routes, but only has 13 planes.

Spring Airlines' Zhang Wuan told China's CCTV: "The process of plane making is really long.

"We already ordered 14 new jets. But some of them will only be delivered next year.

"And you have to wait for at least five years to lease a plane, and it is also very expensive."

The standing jet could accommodate 40% more passengers compared to a traditional plane.
t could also help airlines cut 20% of their costs, while lowering airfares for consumers.

Mr Wuan added: "It's just like bar stools. The safety belt is the most important thing. It will still be fastened around the waist.



The airline would need government backing to go ahead with the plans.

But Spring Airlines president Wang Zhenghua said that he was confident because the idea had been suggested by China's vice premier Zhang Dejiang.

"He suggested that, for a lower price, passengers should be able to get on a plane like catching a bus, with no seat, no luggage consignment, no food, no water, but very convenient," said Mr Zhenghua.

He added that the company had consulted with Airbus, the company which built most of its aeroplanes, and had been told the proposals were safe.

"So once the government approves it formally, we'll try it," he added.

 

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LOL:Celebrity Jokes


Farrah Fawcett dies from cancer, and arrives at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says "You have entertained many while you were alive. As a reward, you are now granted one wish".

She thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

The next day Michael Jackson dies from heart attack.



 

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Just For Laughs

LAUGH OUT LOUD



 

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Bolton's 10-egg big breakfast challenge become top attraction

A great breakfast for 10 pounds. If you can eat it all for 20 minutes without any drink, you get it for free



A CAFE is offering a gut-busting breakfast challenge — eat every last morsel of its fearsome full English and you can have it for free. But be warned — this supersized meal is not for the faint of heart. In fact, the owner of Mario’s Cafe Bar, in Market Street, Westhoughton, asks any customer brave enough to take on the challenge to sign a disclaimer taking responsibility for their own health.
For £10.95, willing victims can “enjoy” 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked beans.

Mario Frappola serves his big breakfast challenge to Steven Thompson

Owner and head chef Mario Frappola gives customers just 20 minutes to wolf down his calorie-packed meal and does not even allow them a cup of tea..
The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories — nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man..

A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: “Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea.”.
But despite the obvious health risks, the 52-year-old chef insists it is all just a bit of fun..




He said: “I don’t think anyone will ever eat the full breakfast. It started out as a joke, but now four people have tried it. No-one has come anywhere close yet, not even half way..

“I would be very happy if someone finished my breakfast but I don’t think it will ever happen.”.

 

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Difference between men and women


It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.


A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.

After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.

A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.

Many women worry about their looks when having sex.

Women open bottles with bottle openers.

A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.

Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.

Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.

If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

 

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Old Mattress Hidden with One Million Dollar

An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites on Wednesday.
The woman bought her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise present on Monday - and threw out the old one.
The next day, she said, she remembered that she had hidden her life savings inside the old mattress. "I woke up in the morning screaming, when it hit me what happened," said the Tel Aviv woman, who asked not to be identified.

She went to look for the mattress, but it had already been hauled away by garbage collectors, she said. Searches at three different landfill sites turned up nothing.
She said the money was in U.S. dollars and Israeli shekels. She refused to say how she acquired such a large sum. "It was all my money in the world," she said. There was no way to verify her claims, and she refused to disclose key details.
The woman said the money had been stashed in a mattress because she had had "traumatic experiences with banks" in the past. She would not elaborate.


 

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Used Condoms For Sale!


Used Condoms For Sale! Hahahahahaha! Okay, so buying condoms is no laughing matter!!

 

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Proven Method TO Kill An Ant

Attention Ladies!!
How Can You Kill an Ant Without Poison?



Requirements

1-ANT
2-SALT
3-RAKI(This is Turkish alcoholic drink but you can use Russian VODKA if you can't find it)
4-STICK
5-STONE

Instructions

- Ant sees the salt then it thinks " it is sugar - then it eats it

- When it eats salt, then it feels thirsty and runs to drink RAKI instead of water

- Then it is pissed, and then it stumbles because of stick!

- Then its head hits the stone and is broken... and dies!


 

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How to save money the Chinese way!!

The basic needs of human are food, clothing, shelter and transportation
However, when the inflation numbers hit 10% there is a serious worry about people not being able to meet even their basic needs – and that is a worry.





 

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Paris Hilton tops Worst Dressed

A lot of the stars are looking better than Paris Hilton!
I use to think the one thing Paris Hilton had going on for her was her fashion sense and how she always was dressed to the nines regardless of the occasion. Well those days seem to be over!!




 

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